if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”
things i don’t own enough of
• make up
• other useless things that will get me nowhere in life but I want them
THE WIGGLES HAS A GIRL NOW
OKAY SO APPARENTLY THREE OF THE ORIGINAL MEMBERS QUIT SO THEYRE CALLING THESE GUYS “WIGGLES: THE NEW GENERATION” (PLUS ONE GUY FROM THE OLD WIGGLES)
They all look like they’re regretting being in the group.
that’s not the wiggles, that’s the blue guy and three liars.
what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake
if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.
"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"
funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.